Have you ever tried to do anything and your cat gets in the way? Cook, eat, work on the computer, go to the bathroom, take a shower….well, actually cats seem to leave you alone if you are in the shower. But you know what I mean – the cats be getting all up in my STUFF!! Never in a million years did I think all those shenanigans would lead to a promising career for one of my cats.
Marshmallow not only enjoys crafting with ribbons and pompoms, he has also started moonlighting as a crafty cat model. He is planning to work his way up to the first male cat craft super model, but until then, he's practicing his sultry poses with my craft projects. Introducing “Altered Box”, a new ad campaign which Marshmallow is modeling for. See how magnificent he makes the craft project look!!!
I seriously think Zoolander needs to be worried about Magnum and Blue Steel – Marshmallow is working the pouty eyes! He calls this pose “CATNIP”. Meeeeoooowww….
He really is a natural at this modeling thing. See how he sniffs the flower on the top of the box – you know you want to smell that flower now, even if it does smell like hot glue and Chinese factory. He makes fake flower sniffing look sexy! I bet that'll be a new trend soon, we just don't know it yet. Or fake flower eating…whatever, if Marshie does it, it must be cool!
Well, I gotta run and check my email and phone messages. I am sure things will be blowing up now that Marshmallow's on the crafty fashion scene. Contact me for his rate sheet!!! And I am also looking for an agent to represent him. Ain't nobody got time to be carting this kitty to his next photoshoot!
Oh, and I almost forgot since I was so blinded by Marshmallow's heavenly beauty – if you want to see how to make the box, come back to my blog tomorrow. Toodles!